Wake Up Call

May 18, 2009

Good morning! Or afternoon, whatever.

The time is 13.24 and I have been up the grand total of a half hour. I have already demolished a Grazia magazine that told me of Brad and Jen’s ‘reunion’. Not much info really, just the usual ‘an insider said this, a close friend said that’. Rubbish really.

Anyway I turned on my computer, you know to… check up on things…. low and behold I am greeted with a WONDERFUL post on Robsessed that includes many many beautiful pictures of my man leaving Vancouver. He told me was leaving you know, but it is always nice to see the proof! We’re going to meet up in Cannes. Yep. Swear. To. God.

Anyway… I’m just going to include the highlights for me from this gift from the heavens!






Ahem. Yes. Well….

Shit, the most I’ll ever see of Rob in Cannes is the paparazzi pictures that are posted of him in the fucking airport!! hahahaha Can’t wait for those by the way! ROFL

Ah yes, how sad, I’ll be sitting here refreshing Robsessed every hour to see is there any update! (”,)

Thanks to Robsessed for the pics!

Erm…

May 15, 2009

Yeah I kind of had a sex dream about David Tennant last night.

Out of nowhere right?! Seriously I don’t know WHERE my mind does be!!!!

It was AMAZING though! hahahaha I kept thinking to myself ‘Go on Doctor Who!!’ hahaha. We were at Oxegen which was really weird. One of my best friends, well she was there. I feel so bad though because she ADORES him. It’s awful! Its like I’m having a dream affair with her man! ROFL So she’s gotten her own back and has hinted about her dream sex with Robert Pattinson…

We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it. (”,)

Wanna know what I said in the dream after ‘the act’?

‘I just fucked Doctor Who!’

ROFL

I’m so sorry Anita!!!!

Just found this little jem here. Its from a website where people post what they overhear in this wonderful city of ours, Dublin.

“Seen a middle eastern looking guy banging a small carpet on the wall of a balcony on the second floor of a flat in ballymun when some local guy shouts up “whats wrong will it not start???” “

I nearly pee’d myself! 😀 Here’s another one:

On Dublin bus, at bus stop a little old lady gets on to enquire when her next bus will be arriving:

Old lady to driver: “Will the next bus be long?”

Smartass Driver: “About the same length as this one luv”

Old Lady(without a moments hesitiation): “Really? And will it be driven by a little bollicks like you?”

hahahahaha

Ok more….

I was in the chaning rooms of marks and spencers in Liffey Valley when a little girl just shouts from another cubicle, “mammy you’ve got loads of skid marks” The mother was obviously mortified because she just shouts back, “Stretch marks not skid marks!”. Needless to say there were a few sniggers coming from all around the changing room!

Wouldn’t you actually MURDER the child!!! Baaahahahahahahaha

Thank You!!

May 14, 2009

Oh I feel so loved! I’ve spent most of the afternoon uploading photos to my deviantart and I was screaming all the meanwhile!

They included the ones posted yesterday along with a few others and every time I reloaded the fucking page, there were messages in my inbox telling me of updates. People haven’t stopped favouring my stuff since I started! My views for my gallery have increased by a hundred today alone!! I can’t believe it!

I’m so happy!! 😀 I better get off my ass and buy a camera and do something, I’m being wasted people! hahaha

Here’s the gallery! http://forever-green.deviantart.com/gallery/

Say ARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!

May 14, 2009

Well I did it. I took the plunge and finally went to the dentist. It’s a matter of urgency that I’ve managed to put off since November but since the pain is actually now occuring in my jaw instead of the gum itself, I decided enough was enough.

My past experiences with dentists haven’t been very good. I know most people say that but really, mine have been awful. I once got a filling before the anaesthetic had kicked in properly… she was a right bitch that dentist was. Knew what she was doing all right.

The time before that I went to the dentist and proceeded to fill all of my molars with truly beautiful silver fillings.

The time before that I was getting a tooth extraction and the fucker pulled so hard that the tooth snapped and got stuck in my gum. What then followed was a half an hour of rummaging around in my gum while the blood poured down my top and my teeth wedging on the dentists finger.

Now whoever reads this must think I brush my teeth with Red Bull or something, however dear readers, it is not true! My problem is that whenever I get stressed, sleepy, or even just out of boredom, I clamp down on my teeth. I mean really clamp down. This has caused my teeth to become as brittle as fuck.

Why do we even have teeth anyway? I mean, really. In that whole very quick process of evolution that took all of 10minutes, could we not have lost the choppers? If we had maybe just really hard gums or something! Or maybe if they were made out of bone instead of whatever the hell teeth are made of. It would save us, more importantly me, an awful lot of trouble. AND money! All they do is break or get infected!

So anyway. Now I’m left with a tough decision to make. Do I start taking the two sets of antibiotics that I was prescribed today or do I wait until Sunday to take them. There are two reasons why I want to wait.

1) Because I really want to go out this weekend and I have been warned twice by both the dentist and the pharmacist not to drink while on them as they make you feel very sick.

2) Because my surgical extraction is scheduled for Tuesday and if I was to leave it until Sunday to start taking my antibiotics, that means I can’t have the procedure done until Friday, making me miss a wedding and giving me less recovery time before I start back work on Sunday.

Keep in mind the wedding can be avoided anyway.

Damn! This is all just so confusing! I don’t know what to do… I think I may have to start taking them today though. My jaw bone is throbbing and the x-ray showed a really bad infection. The dentist said she was surprised that my jaw hadn’t swollen up already.

Crap.

Ok, I didn’t like the dentist before, but I fucking hate them now. Sixty euro to see them today and its going to be another TWO HUNDRED to get it removed. Yes, my tooth is that bad that it needs a surgical procedure to get it removed.

Yay.

This has just ruined my day. I was wearing my happy dress and everything!!! There better no be a picture of Rob and Kristen together today, I wouldn’t be able to handle the ramifications of it!

Seriously I cannot stop laughing at myself. This one is quite literally below the belt of stupidity.

I was talking to my friend about anonymity in regards to profile pictures with blogging and she showed me her picture of her with her hood up and a really dark room. Which is hilarious by the way. Anyway I went on to say I don’t know why she bothered because the url for her blog is in her name…

Now for some god forsaken reason it didn’t actually register that this wasn’t in fact her name. She just used the same initials as her real name for a fake name.

Bring on the moment where I’m about to get in to an argument over it with her. The penny drops. Silence on MSN…well as much as you can get with MSN. Aka no one writing for a few seconds.

Que hilarity as she rips the piss out of me for not realising it and insane amounts of laughter. I’m still laughing at it. My face still hasn’t returned to its normal colour.

See, I’m not one for getting stuff wrong. I’m usually the one that has the right answer. I’m not being smug about it, I just observe things an awful lot. But when I’m wrong about something, I’m wrong on a completely new level. It bypasses regular, day to day idiocy. Its in its own league!!!

I’m both mortified and annoyed with myself for not realising this sooner! I mean, COME ON!!! She’s one of my best friends! I see the url on a daily basis and I STILL never copped it!

I’m going to hide in a hole for an hour until I forget about it! (”,)

Well I’ve returned from work. Nothing very exciting happened. I declined a curry take away which I am very proud of myself for… I know, gold star sticker for me. Although I don’t know if I did entirely well as I bought a pot noodle. Well, I can try again tomorrow.

Quite a boring day actually. There was a guy sitting behind me on the bus going in to town, he was nice. Smelled of old carpet and was talking to himself, screaming out racial slurs any time someone who wasn’t Irish was walking down the street. I totally got his number.

I’ve been really clumsy ass frickin’ day. I’ve tripped up I don’t know how many times, dipped my sleeve in tea more than 3 times and ended up with coffee on my upper arm. For once everything stayed clear of the face. I just look like I’m dressed like a hobbo instead of being a scruffy bitch. That I can live with. (”,)

I’m thinking about posting my photography on here, I should know by tomorrow. But I’ll throw a link to it in the sidebar anywho. My gallery on deviantart has gotten over 7,000 views!!!! I’m so happy!!! *does happy dance* woo hoo!

New post of HQ pictures on Robsessed that have now made my wallpaper…Is it wrong that I want to start at his ankles and move up? Hope not… Here’s another one.

THANK YOU! na na na na na na na na na na THANK YOU! A little bit of AC/DC to show my appreciation to both Robsessed and the man himself for being a fine ass motherf**ker. hahahhaha

For the rest of the evening I think I will scour youtube and watch perhaps Rob’s funniest moments. Here’s the first video, I think there’s 8 parts in total? I don’t know. But enjoy anyway!

Night for now!