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May 15, 2009

Yeah I kind of had a sex dream about David Tennant last night.

Out of nowhere right?! Seriously I don’t know WHERE my mind does be!!!!

It was AMAZING though! hahahaha I kept thinking to myself ‘Go on Doctor Who!!’ hahaha. We were at Oxegen which was really weird. One of my best friends, well she was there. I feel so bad though because she ADORES him. It’s awful! Its like I’m having a dream affair with her man! ROFL So she’s gotten her own back and has hinted about her dream sex with Robert Pattinson…

We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it. (”,)

Wanna know what I said in the dream after ‘the act’?

‘I just fucked Doctor Who!’

ROFL

I’m so sorry Anita!!!!

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Just found this little jem here. Its from a website where people post what they overhear in this wonderful city of ours, Dublin.

“Seen a middle eastern looking guy banging a small carpet on the wall of a balcony on the second floor of a flat in ballymun when some local guy shouts up “whats wrong will it not start???” “

I nearly pee’d myself! 😀 Here’s another one:

On Dublin bus, at bus stop a little old lady gets on to enquire when her next bus will be arriving:

Old lady to driver: “Will the next bus be long?”

Smartass Driver: “About the same length as this one luv”

Old Lady(without a moments hesitiation): “Really? And will it be driven by a little bollicks like you?”

hahahahaha

Ok more….

I was in the chaning rooms of marks and spencers in Liffey Valley when a little girl just shouts from another cubicle, “mammy you’ve got loads of skid marks” The mother was obviously mortified because she just shouts back, “Stretch marks not skid marks!”. Needless to say there were a few sniggers coming from all around the changing room!

Wouldn’t you actually MURDER the child!!! Baaahahahahahahaha

Seriously I cannot stop laughing at myself. This one is quite literally below the belt of stupidity.

I was talking to my friend about anonymity in regards to profile pictures with blogging and she showed me her picture of her with her hood up and a really dark room. Which is hilarious by the way. Anyway I went on to say I don’t know why she bothered because the url for her blog is in her name…

Now for some god forsaken reason it didn’t actually register that this wasn’t in fact her name. She just used the same initials as her real name for a fake name.

Bring on the moment where I’m about to get in to an argument over it with her. The penny drops. Silence on MSN…well as much as you can get with MSN. Aka no one writing for a few seconds.

Que hilarity as she rips the piss out of me for not realising it and insane amounts of laughter. I’m still laughing at it. My face still hasn’t returned to its normal colour.

See, I’m not one for getting stuff wrong. I’m usually the one that has the right answer. I’m not being smug about it, I just observe things an awful lot. But when I’m wrong about something, I’m wrong on a completely new level. It bypasses regular, day to day idiocy. Its in its own league!!!

I’m both mortified and annoyed with myself for not realising this sooner! I mean, COME ON!!! She’s one of my best friends! I see the url on a daily basis and I STILL never copped it!

I’m going to hide in a hole for an hour until I forget about it! (”,)