May 25, 2009
How are you all? I hope that I find you well! I’ve been quite alright if I must say! Apart from the stitching in my gums due to irritation from the stitches, everything has been quite pleasant!
My supervisor has offered me her job if she gets a job she applied for, that was nice. Don’t know if I’d take it though… probably. Meh, think about it when the time comes!
Anyway I went to see Jerry Fish and The Mudbug Club on Saturday evening! It was an amazing show, complete cabaret! It was a part circus, part mayhem! Brilliant show execution! There were people on stilts, a woman doing gymnastics on two bits of fabric from the ceiling. Jerry came in to the room from the back with his jazz section and did a full lap of the room before heading up to the stage! Brilliant! 😀
I managed to skive a set list from a roadie at the end of the night… no I’m not a stalker! My friend however is. And seeing as she paid for my ticket, I got it for her! 😀 Jerry was signing stuff and meeting fans after the gig so I got my ticket signed, along with a photo and she got the set list signed. She didn’t get a photo cause she had already met him earlier that day. As I said… stalker. (”,)
Ugh I’m actually boring myself writing this! Sorry! Hopefully I’ll have something more exciting to write about soon. Or find the enthusiasm to actually make an effort! hahaha
May 21, 2009
That is IT!!! I actually can’t physically keep up anymore! There are TOO MANY PHOTOS!!! I swear, every time I go on Robsessed there is at least 3 new posts with a FUCKING HORDE of new photos of Rob! Seriously I went weeks with nothing and now this?!?!
And I wouldn’t mind, they’re not even shit ones, I mean, these are ‘pick your jaw off the floor, your drool is ruining the electrics in the laptop’ pictures. I’m going to do damage to my already gammy jaw bone if this type of behaviour keeps up! Not to forget also my finding of this AMAZING gallery where quite literally EVERY photo ever taken of Rob in the past month is in there! My fingers are sore from right clicking and saving! My computer’s hard drive is groaning under the pressure of opening all these high resolution pictures! I’ve had to create a ‘sub’ folder in my Robert Pattinson picture folder labelled ‘Cannes’ for fuck sake!!!
Not that I’m complaining of course! Hahaha
Seriously though, if this type of media coverage is whats going to happen during the promotional tour for New Moon, I might as well hire some lackies now and build an office full of computers just so I can see everything! Although my Rob folder has now gotten so big, one can’t go for an occasional ‘browse’ any more. No. It’s a full on marathon! You can’t stop until you reach the end! And by then the fan on the laptop is about to fall out and my hands are sore from clicking the arrows so I can change the picture! Now I know a lot of you ‘hardcore-ians’ are shouting ‘SLIDESHOW! SLIDESHOW!’ However if I was to have a slideshow for this folder, cancel your plans for the evening because this will take longer than a dvd box set.
May 18, 2009
Good morning! Or afternoon, whatever.
The time is 13.24 and I have been up the grand total of a half hour. I have already demolished a Grazia magazine that told me of Brad and Jen’s ‘reunion’. Not much info really, just the usual ‘an insider said this, a close friend said that’. Rubbish really.
Anyway I turned on my computer, you know to… check up on things…. low and behold I am greeted with a WONDERFUL post on Robsessed that includes many many beautiful pictures of my man leaving Vancouver. He told me was leaving you know, but it is always nice to see the proof! We’re going to meet up in Cannes. Yep. Swear. To. God.
Anyway… I’m just going to include the highlights for me from this gift from the heavens!
Shit, the most I’ll ever see of Rob in Cannes is the paparazzi pictures that are posted of him in the fucking airport!! hahahaha Can’t wait for those by the way! ROFL
Ah yes, how sad, I’ll be sitting here refreshing Robsessed every hour to see is there any update! (”,)
Thanks to Robsessed for the pics!
May 14, 2009
Well I did it. I took the plunge and finally went to the dentist. It’s a matter of urgency that I’ve managed to put off since November but since the pain is actually now occuring in my jaw instead of the gum itself, I decided enough was enough.
My past experiences with dentists haven’t been very good. I know most people say that but really, mine have been awful. I once got a filling before the anaesthetic had kicked in properly… she was a right bitch that dentist was. Knew what she was doing all right.
The time before that I went to the dentist and proceeded to fill all of my molars with truly beautiful silver fillings.
The time before that I was getting a tooth extraction and the fucker pulled so hard that the tooth snapped and got stuck in my gum. What then followed was a half an hour of rummaging around in my gum while the blood poured down my top and my teeth wedging on the dentists finger.
Now whoever reads this must think I brush my teeth with Red Bull or something, however dear readers, it is not true! My problem is that whenever I get stressed, sleepy, or even just out of boredom, I clamp down on my teeth. I mean really clamp down. This has caused my teeth to become as brittle as fuck.
Why do we even have teeth anyway? I mean, really. In that whole very quick process of evolution that took all of 10minutes, could we not have lost the choppers? If we had maybe just really hard gums or something! Or maybe if they were made out of bone instead of whatever the hell teeth are made of. It would save us, more importantly me, an awful lot of trouble. AND money! All they do is break or get infected!
So anyway. Now I’m left with a tough decision to make. Do I start taking the two sets of antibiotics that I was prescribed today or do I wait until Sunday to take them. There are two reasons why I want to wait.
1) Because I really want to go out this weekend and I have been warned twice by both the dentist and the pharmacist not to drink while on them as they make you feel very sick.
2) Because my surgical extraction is scheduled for Tuesday and if I was to leave it until Sunday to start taking my antibiotics, that means I can’t have the procedure done until Friday, making me miss a wedding and giving me less recovery time before I start back work on Sunday.
Keep in mind the wedding can be avoided anyway.
Damn! This is all just so confusing! I don’t know what to do… I think I may have to start taking them today though. My jaw bone is throbbing and the x-ray showed a really bad infection. The dentist said she was surprised that my jaw hadn’t swollen up already.
Ok, I didn’t like the dentist before, but I fucking hate them now. Sixty euro to see them today and its going to be another TWO HUNDRED to get it removed. Yes, my tooth is that bad that it needs a surgical procedure to get it removed.
This has just ruined my day. I was wearing my happy dress and everything!!! There better no be a picture of Rob and Kristen together today, I wouldn’t be able to handle the ramifications of it!
April 11, 2009
Ugh! I’m home from work and quite frankly I don’t want to go back. Its the Easter bank holiday here in Ireland and that gives the general public the god given right to become fucking assholes. Ah yes, it’s all coming out now. If your reading this and you are looking for a job, do not, I repeat DO NOT get a job working with the public. Ever. Especially working for a car hire company. People think they are the only person in the entire world who has broken down and play up the fact that their own car has broken so they can ‘get free stuff’ or better value. Riiiigghht. Because I haven’t heard of all of that before.
What especially pisses me off is that they don’t seem to realise that because its a bank holiday and they have decided to go off ‘adventuring’ or whatever it is married couples with 7 ratty children do, it is also likely that over a million people have more or less decided to have the same idea. So don’t fucking give out to me if your waiting five extra minutes for me to call you or there are no cars available in your area. Get over it. Have your car serviced once in a while to prevent stuff like this happening in the first place.
They think their weekend is ruined. Do they not actually realise that they are speaking to someone who is fucking WORKING for the whole bank holiday?! Someone who doesn’t get paid any extra for it either. Someone who is inundated with mundane people with the same complaints. Stop giving out and sit back and look at the situation. You don’t even have to get the car hire. You are entitled to get public transport too, but no, people prefer having their own little bubble on the road and going through 10times more hassle to get that bubble instead of sitting on a bus with 20 more people. Get a fucking mp3 player and block it out like the rest of us. Get off your higher class horse, yes I’m talking to you Landrover drivers. You lot do my nut in, you really do. Audi drivers aren’t even as bad as you. You think because your propelled 2 feet higher in the air when you in that environment killing machine, that you have a god given right on the road and attitude when speaking to anyone else who doesn’t own one. Go fuck yourself.
I get immense pleasure by putting a Landrover driver in to a Nissan Micra. I cackle with glee. Quite pathetic actually. But yes this is what I do for kicks now. How sad is that?! hahahahaha
But angry rant over now, I’m watching Twilight and Rob is on the screen so I can’t stay angry for long… (”,) Oh and also I’ve found out that How To Be and Little Ashes is on presale in Amazon.co.uk… YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Having missed out on the film festival circuit I am DELIGHTED!!! This almost makes the shit day in work worth it!
April 9, 2009
Seriously I cannot stop laughing at myself. This one is quite literally below the belt of stupidity.
I was talking to my friend about anonymity in regards to profile pictures with blogging and she showed me her picture of her with her hood up and a really dark room. Which is hilarious by the way. Anyway I went on to say I don’t know why she bothered because the url for her blog is in her name…
Now for some god forsaken reason it didn’t actually register that this wasn’t in fact her name. She just used the same initials as her real name for a fake name.
Bring on the moment where I’m about to get in to an argument over it with her. The penny drops. Silence on MSN…well as much as you can get with MSN. Aka no one writing for a few seconds.
Que hilarity as she rips the piss out of me for not realising it and insane amounts of laughter. I’m still laughing at it. My face still hasn’t returned to its normal colour.
See, I’m not one for getting stuff wrong. I’m usually the one that has the right answer. I’m not being smug about it, I just observe things an awful lot. But when I’m wrong about something, I’m wrong on a completely new level. It bypasses regular, day to day idiocy. Its in its own league!!!
I’m both mortified and annoyed with myself for not realising this sooner! I mean, COME ON!!! She’s one of my best friends! I see the url on a daily basis and I STILL never copped it!
I’m going to hide in a hole for an hour until I forget about it! (”,)
April 8, 2009
Well I’ve returned from work. Nothing very exciting happened. I declined a curry take away which I am very proud of myself for… I know, gold star sticker for me. Although I don’t know if I did entirely well as I bought a pot noodle. Well, I can try again tomorrow.
Quite a boring day actually. There was a guy sitting behind me on the bus going in to town, he was nice. Smelled of old carpet and was talking to himself, screaming out racial slurs any time someone who wasn’t Irish was walking down the street. I totally got his number.
I’ve been really clumsy ass frickin’ day. I’ve tripped up I don’t know how many times, dipped my sleeve in tea more than 3 times and ended up with coffee on my upper arm. For once everything stayed clear of the face. I just look like I’m dressed like a hobbo instead of being a scruffy bitch. That I can live with. (”,)
I’m thinking about posting my photography on here, I should know by tomorrow. But I’ll throw a link to it in the sidebar anywho. My gallery on deviantart has gotten over 7,000 views!!!! I’m so happy!!! *does happy dance* woo hoo!
New post of HQ pictures on Robsessed that have now made my wallpaper…Is it wrong that I want to start at his ankles and move up? Hope not… Here’s another one.
THANK YOU! na na na na na na na na na na THANK YOU! A little bit of AC/DC to show my appreciation to both Robsessed and the man himself for being a fine ass motherf**ker. hahahhaha
For the rest of the evening I think I will scour youtube and watch perhaps Rob’s funniest moments. Here’s the first video, I think there’s 8 parts in total? I don’t know. But enjoy anyway!
Night for now!